Thursday, October 22, 2009

Just Me

Look around you. What do you see? Lots of people trying to become popular somehow someway. Everyday is the same for girls. Look at your hair, if it doesn't look right you fix it. Brush your teeth, if they still look yellow you brush them again. Some of these things girls do not do, but I think most of them do. Popular is what everyone wants to be. You get good presents, boyfriend/girlfriend, And so many other things. I may not be a popular but I'm not a geek either. You know what I am? Normal. Things could not be exactly what you think they are. But too bad some things are that way. For now I don't care about popularness or geekyness....ok maybe I do care a little about geekyness, but all I'm worrying about right now is being me. Crazy, fun loving, exciting, random, ME! Mwa ha ha ha...

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Samuri Scaredy Student! :)

Konnichiwa, this is Samuri Scaredy Student and this is my story about how I (scaredy student) turned into a Samuri!

As I sauntered along the row of cars in the parking lot searching for my car, I am thinking about the shopping spree I just had. As I am thinking about these things I get to my car. There is a strange man leaning against the car next to mine. He wore really rundown clothes and was holding a can. I figured he was just waiting for me to back out of the parking lot. But I was wrong, Boy was I wrong. It was the starting of my living nightmare or could it have been the best possible thing that could ever happen to me? You won't know until the end. He asked me to donate some money to him for clothes and other utilities but all I could declare was "No, Not right now thanks. You may have never heard about hobo's being a fear, but they are my fear. Strange isn't it? Anyway back to the story.

I was at my house lonesome on my bed watching T.V. I got up to go brush my teeth, and when I spat out the toothpaste I wanted to look in the mirror to see my pearly white teeth. If you were in my house at that time you would've heard a massive scream. When I looked in the mirror he was there! HOBO ATTACK! I bolted out of my house running down the street screaming my head off, I look behind me and I swear there were 5 hobo's running after me! I also saw many of my neighbors looking very tired. I didn't understand why they didn't call the cops. Maybe it was because they thought it was some wierd games and that we were trying to prank them. Some of them might have been too tired to understand what was going on. I look back again and they were all holding a baseball bat and they started laughing really frightening laughs. I look ahead as I cross the street and to make sure I lost them I look back a final time. I stop! Nothing or no one was following me anymore.

I start walking back home thinking they went back to their house. I was right they left! I got in my house, changed into my P.J.'s and headed to bed for another very crazy day. I seriously swear I woke up in the middle of the night to see a hobo at the end of my bed. I shut my eyes then opened them and he was gone. I went back to bed hoping I wouldn't have another encounter with the hobo. When I woke up in the morning everything was the same. I was going to go for a walk but I was scared the hobo and his friends would chase me again. I finally decided I would go for a walk because I wanted the fresh air. Also it was extremely sunny outside, and I couldn't pass up a good day like that. When I went for this walk no one was following me, I was so happy to know I was safe... for now.

I went to work and talked to my best friend Miranda. She said she loved the movie that's called "The Hobo Stalker" I was surprised. Was it just a dream? I bet it's a dream because would 5 hobos seriously follow me with baseball bats down the street? I highly doubt it.

When work was over I started walking home. Oh and if you don't know my car is fine I just felt like walking today for no reason. When I got to the bus stop the hobo was there. It wasn't a dream because I pinched myself to find out. I went up to the hobo and he was holding coffee. I suddenly bumped into him and I spilt it all over him. As soon as I knew it I started to fight him! That is when I found out I was Samuri Scaredy Student. If you were there at the time you would see me doing like wrestling moves. I DON'T EVEN LIKE WRESTLING! It surprised me to find out I could do all these actions. After he was on the ground, He wasn't that hurt don't worry, I started walking away. I felt so much better that it felt like I was over hobos. I finally was over hobo's now that I'm Samuri S.S. Now I could finally walk in peace not worrying about a hobo asking me for money because, Samuri Scaredy Student now knows how to defeat all of her fears.

It didn't feel right just leaving him on the ground so I went to help him up and said sorry. As I was walking he had a really scared look on his face, just like the one I had when they were chasing me. I told him not to worry and that I was actually a very nice person. We started talking and he told me how he became a hobo. Apparently it was because his wife had left him and she took his kids and most of his money with her. I told him how sorry I was and that I was actually scared of hobo's, well before I became Samuri Scaredy Student. He also told me that I dropped my wallet so that's why he was chasing me. But he said that there wasn't 5 hobo 's. Only him. He told me that it was probably just a hallucination. Since my apology wouldn't be enough I told him he could stay in my garage well until he has a job and everything he needs to live on his own. Although he has to live in my Garage because even though I'm Samuri Scaredy Student doesn't mean I still can't be a little afraid of hobos.

The Next day my schedule changed a lot since I am Samuri Scaredy Student. I was no longer afraid of taking walks numerous times a day. Even though I was scared of Hobo's, After Tim got all cleaned up he actually looked very nice. Tim Tradder is the hobo. I became very good friends with Tim. We actually had a lot in common. I don't even know why his wife left him he is very attractive. Who knows maybe Samuri Scaredy Student will one day be Mrs. Samuri Scaredy Student Tradder. :) Time will take it's course the way it's supposed to. Hopefully Samuri Scaredy Student doesn't run into any other fears because otherwise that fear could get hurt. We all have a fear. It may be a fear of Pickles, or a Vemonous Spider, we all have them. My fear just happened to be Hobo's but I got over that fear and how did I get over that fear? BY BECOMING SAMURI SCAREDY STUDENT!

P.S. This story has never happened all though I am actually afraid of hobos. If I could get super powers to become a Samuri I would love that! But for now I am just a middle schooler. Getting A's and learning a new thing everyday. Also getting a new fear somehow every week.

My Awesome, Exciting, Fantastic Day Invisible

Invisibility one word-AWESOME. I went into my school earlier that day with confidence. Before I talk about how the school part of my day went, I should tell you how I got invisible.

I woke up in the morning with a mom's scream she kept saying "where are you, where are you?!" I always said "right here mom" she looked around the room but saw nothing. I got up went to my mirror and saw that no one was there, I grabbed a pillow and saw that there was just a floating pillow in the reflection. I went to my mother holding the pillow up right in front of her and all she could say was "your invisible!" I told her this "Yes I know it's awesome!"

I went to school in my P.J's because as you know, no one could see me. I don't exactly know why I was invisible... I guess it was just faith. When I got into the school I kept bumping into people and when they turned around they only saw air. I went to my homeroom teacher Mr. Hayhurst and he put me as absent, I wasn't absent he just couldn't see me so I simply changed it to "on time" I did that with my other teachers also. I was still in Mr. Hayhurst's class tipping all the chairs off the desks. Everyone kept screaming "GHOST, GHOST, GHOST!" I started laughing because they couldn't see me I could do whatever I wanted. I got some hair gel that I found on one of the desks. I didn't really know who's it was but I grabbed the bottle, put a big glob on my hand and everyone I passed I would stick up their hair like devil horns. Time passed and the whole time I was laughing, I had the power to do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. Life was good that day until... I passed this girl in the hallway that I absolutely hate (strongly dislike) because she always picks on me. I decided to have a little fun with her. I grabbed that gel bottle and squeezed all the gel onto her clothes and then put some in her hair and then put the bottle in her hand so it would look like she did it herself. Her best friends started laughing. That just made her even more mad her face was turning red. She screamed and then headed for the bathroom. She came out with a new set of clothes and she still looked gorgeous, I just did the same thing to her. I know it sounds mean but I will wash her clothes for her, I'm not that mean. Actually that part was good it was funny nothing totally bad happened. Except she got soked in gel!

The day passed slowly but very fun. I had a little fun with everyone I saw. Even if it was simply just moving their stuff when they where grabbing it or changing their hairstyles for them. I had a very fun time.

When I got picked up at the end of the day I went shopping. I didn't shoplift or anything like that because I'm not that kind of person...Or am I? After I went shopping I got home called all my friends asked them how school was and waited for them to explain their day. It was a real funny conversation. I went to bed hoping for another fun day but when I woke up I was normal. It wasn't fair! I wasn't invisible! I guess if you could be invisible you would only want it for a day maybe that's the rule for invisibility. I went to school and heard all the stories and my friends babbling I told them I didn't need to hear it because I lived it. They didn't understand but when it looked like they figured it out I ran up the stairs and went beside a teacher so they couldn't "friend hurt me." The invisible day was fun but It wouldn't last forever. That's something I knew for sure so I had to live my day the way I always wanted. Oh ya! I forgot to tell you I took pictures of my fun day and my worst enemy to put in a scrapbook. That's what
I did when I got home.

I know you want to hear more. But you can't! Mwa ha ha ha. I'm evil! Check out my next story to hear more awesome, crazy, stories!

P.S. This story was not real, and I didn't actually do all those things, I don't have an enemy...Or do I? There is no way I could be invisible and go to school unless I made my awesome juice that tastes like pineapple...Here's a hint: There is only a dash of pineapple juice the rest is a secret! =)

Monday, October 12, 2009

3 Years and Counting

June, 17

I am in Paris right now and let me tell you it is beautiful! You know those postcards you see of the eiffle tower? Up close is way better! I have traveled most of the world. Soon I will be able to cross "Travel the World" off my list. If you didn't get to hear the story you can now.

I was anxious to hear the results but very excited to find out what was wrong with me. As the doctor came in he was smiling. I didn't understand why, so I simply just asked. He said it was because I was going to die in 3 years, but why was he happy about that? It turns out they thought I was going to die sooner. I still didn't get what was wrong with me but when I asked they said it was a very rare desease no one has ever heard of. When I asked them what it was called it was so hard to pronounce they had to sound it out. As I was walking home I made a list of what I was going to do before I died: Learn every language, travel the world, be famous for a day, have tons of money, skydive and scubadive, run a marathon, own a pet pig and crocodile, eat a pickle, and lastly spend time with family and friends.

When I got home my mom was crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said "Because you are going to die in 3 years" I told her this and I quote "Don't worry mom I'm not worried, I just want to do all the things I've always wanted to do before I die. I've already done 2 things so I can cross them off my list." If you are wondering, the 2 things are "Travel around the world" and "learn every language" I learnt every language just by traveling the world so it helps a lot! Well I cought you up on my story back to real life.

September, 20

I am in Australia now. A kangaroo just passed me what a beautiful sight. I've already been here for 2 weeks and I think I saw everying I wanted to in Australia. That was the last place I had to go to. Next on my list is "Skydive and Scubadive" I'll go skydiving tomorrow. It's time for bed good night!

September, 21

I think I literally peed my pants! I don't know if it was because I was laughing so hard because it was so much fun or because I was freefalling from a plane. When I jumped out all I could think about was me and the sky, good thing I cought myself at the last minute otherwise I would've gone splat and never been alive for the rest of my 2 years. I pulled the parachute when I saw the other guy land, boy that was close. I also went scubadiving today it was really nice to see all the coral, the fish, and the wierd signs under the water. Literally there were signs saying like "go this way to see the pink coral" It was so cool to see the different fish. Luckily there weren't any sharks otherwise I would've been dead haha. There are many dangers in the world I never even knew about, I could've died at any minute!

February, 14

Life as a superstar is great! One song at a karaoke club and you are famous for a day! I sang "These boots were made for walkin" I rocked It and made tons of money! I finally got to feel what it was like to have paparazzi following you for your autograph or picture. It sucks! But on the bright side that's 2 more things to cross off my list. So far I have done 5 out of 9 things on my list Catch me tomorrow to find out how this ends or at least tomorrow's day!

February, 19

Running is hard work! I have always, ALWAYS, hated running. I wanted to run in a marathon just like Terry Fox did but I am determined to go farther than him. Haha that will never happen because I do indeed hate running but I will still try and run in a mini marathon. I finished in 2nd last place but I never gave up. I guess that's what matters the most instead of winning. Well maybe winning counts a little :). I only have 1 year and 10 months left to go. I'm trying to be brave and not worry too much but I do care a lot that I could die any minute in 3 years well now only 1 year and 10 months. I still have to do 3 things left and the last one is the most important one of all. "Own a pet pig and crocodile, Eat a pickle, and my favourite, spend time with family and friends."

April, 6

For my breakfast I decided to eat a pickle so I can cross it off my list. It was very tasty, and now I am just about to go to the farm to find a pig and a crocodile. "That pig is $250 and the crocodile is $300." said the farmer. A little pricey but I can spend all my money I don't care that when I die no one gets my bill. It's nice. I built a fence when I got home so Dudly (pig) and Cracker (crocodile) could have a good home. I got special mud. Well the dude said it was special but I don't think it was, and I also got a pond for Cracker. Who will look after them though when I'm gone? I guess my sister can or maybe my best friend marney. Either way they will have a good home.

August, 20

My last thing on my list. I am with them right now. Friends and Family. I think at the moment I could care less about dying because I am with them. I realized I had drifted asleep and when I woke up everyone was looking at me. Even paramedics. I heard one say "she's dead." Is it true? am I really dead? I never knew how peaceful it was to die you get a really tingly feeling. It tickles. I don't know how I am writing this when I am dead but I hope you take this story to heart and live your days wisely.


If you are wondering what I did between those days I was simply at school at the University because school is important!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

$ 10 000 000 Ticket

I am walking down the street...alone. It's not a good feeling being all alone and walking an empty street, you never know what could happen. I walk down main street because I feel most comfortable there. As I walk I am thinking to myself that it would be way better to be rich than be normal. You get to go to better parties, bigger house, all the presents you want, and you don't have to clean your room because you have a maid! I know some of these things sound very greedy but they really aren't if you think about it. It's just a point of view from one normal person. I am still walking down this road. I suddenly stop! Why do I stop? Because there is a lotto ticket on the ground worth 10 million! Finally all my dreams will come true! Finally a bigger bedroom that I don't have to share with my pest of a sister. I take the ticket and start running back home to tell my parents. As I am running I start thinking about more things I could buy. I am a very nice person so I think about the negative. What if I lose the ticket or my dog chewed it up. I would be very very mad. I'm sure the person that lost this is going crazy just looking for it.

I am now at my house calling for my mom to tell her the good news. She was in the kitchen that afternoon. I say to her "mom I found a 10 million ticket can we buy a new house?!" My mom looks at me strangely and says "well dear that's impossible who would leave a ticket on the ground worth 10 million?" "Maybe they dropped it oh well it's mine now!" I say starting to get mad at her because she didn't answer my question about the house. I'm not going to say all the conversation me and my mom had but I will say this....she did a guilt trip on me! It's not fair that moms always have to put guilt on your conscience. I walk up to my room thinking about the guilt trip and then tell her I want a good sleep before I call to tell my friends what I found.

Still a little tired I wake up to go eat breakfast. There was a stranger at the door that my mom was talking to. "Mom who is that? Is he one of your friends?" I ask Curious. "No dear he came to pick up that ticket you found." My head starts spinning and I am so mad. She knows I wanted to keep it, but how did he know where to find it? I ask my mom to go into the other room so we could talk for a minute. Apparently she put out flyers to say that we had the winning ticket. "Mom how do you know that is the person that lost it? It could just be a person that wants it." My mom has this wierd face on as if I had just called her stupid...I guess I did in a way. Oops. "Well when they come to the door I ask them what the winning numbers were and what was the date that was on it." My mom says trying to prove she's not at all stupid. I walk away still thinking to myself that this wasn't fair. I found the ticket I should be able to keep it. My mom closed the door and the stranger left. Why didn't she ask me for the ticket? Maybe it was the wrong guy. Probably. It is now 9 o' clock at night I am just settling into bed. I guess that wasn't the guy that had the ticket, just another hussler. I go to bed saying these things quietly "Not fair, Not fair Not fair!" I pause then start saying this "I guess I will wait till the real person that lost it comes to pick it up because I know it's the right thing to do. Mom's are always right."

Whispers Of The Wind

Imagine youself being followed by someone you never knew. Imagine crying youself to sleep because you hear a spooky noise and it won't go away. That has happened.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

The New Me In a Different Light

Never Let Your Friends come over everyday because soon you aren't going to like them and you'll drift apart. You will be very mad at them when they say something and it turns out they will be the ones that get mad at you. I have learned this the long hard way. I moved from a place to here and it seems like some of my best friends hate me and I have no idea why. Well now I hate or Dislike them and they are being rude. It's not my fault I'm different and don't care what people think but now I do. Thanx for changing me I hate the new me. When you have absolute best best best friends on the computer they will say rude things online but be your best friend when you see them. I don't like that one bit. Take advice from someone that's been there don't be with your best friends everyday. It sucks!